struggling sears

Gents and ladies, here comes more sour news. Ah yes, struggling sears may not even survive. 2000 million cash infusion is a grim warning. Just know that this sorry company is going even worse. Expect more stores to close next year. Folks, there is no turnaround as they sink deeper into the mire.

sears

This has been one scary x-mas. Look at the sales as they are poor. Well, that is sour news. After all, we did not have good reports on sears. It just keeps on losing money. Future does look a bit um grim. Do wish we were wrong. Verily, I shall say unto you... my prediction is bankruptcy for sears.

island paradise

Tourists dream of living in a tropical island paradise where it is always warm. Hey, that would be so grand; however, it is expensive. For example, a house on the water would cost million in green. Instead you could go inland and afford a mansion... for that price. All us swimmers... we love our ocean.

Hospitals raise prices again

Hospitals raise prices again. Oh wow, what else is news. They love to over charge us. Profit should be eliminated from health care. Yeah, that is something that we can remove.

big biz

Why are jobs so few and bills so many. Frankly, it is because big biz keeps on DOWN sizing. They have less employees and want them to work more. Often, those laborers that do stay, have to accept a cut in pay. Result is the world we are in now.

Berlin in pain

Berlin in pain. A Pakistani Muslim rams a truck into a crowd of people. 12 are gone. 50 people have serious injuries. This is a FRIGHT mare. It is like watching a horror movie.

Arachnophobia

Steven Gibbs is afraid of spiders - yes. Arachnophobia is our name. Most people do not like bugs that crawl over us. Yeah, that is why spiders are called creepers. Still, to become deathly ill when you see one. Well, that might just be a bit excessive.

jet pack

Reporters claim Donald Trump's populism will kill your jet pack and flying car. Oh wow, we don't think so. It is a strange world we are in.

progress

Candles were replaced by the light bulb years ago. This is progress. Funn, we are not so sure. Light bulbs are way too harsh and soft dim candles are nicer.

recession

Australian recession is near. This is the first one in 25 years. Well, that is a bit of sour news. Just when we heard things were improving. Blame china on this one. Like they are not buying raw materials they way they did in previous years. Fact be told that workers can expect cuts in pay.

imperfect

Road to success... is imperfect or messy. Forward march is how we go. Let us not ponder on a major pause. Colleges, we gotta go. That is the price we pay.

wall mart

Look at this one. Believe me, wall mart is seeing a violent crime increase. Bad crowds are just part of the scene. A lot of people are avoiding wall mart and going online to amazon. Violent crime is one reason. Internet merchants have less overhead and lower prices. Days of shopping at the mall are near over. OK, so say goodbye to the big box retailers of our previous years.

top ten

Here are top ten movie openings. These are super max sequences. People should learn how to create an exciting awesome movie. Dare we say - epic. Sadly, horror and science fiction get the best monsters for some reason. 🐙

universe

Question for you. Like is it true that we are all alone in our universe. Maybe there are people far away. Brothers of mankind exist far beyond the heavens in another place that is very similar to our own.

record low

Scientists claim there is a record low amount of arctic sea ice. Funny, I remember them saying back in the 80's that by the year 2000 all the sea ice was gone. Also, that in 2020 miami would be underwater, but I do not believe what they say. If  you ask them about miami... here is their answer.

Shut up you moron.. we never said that one. Everything is fine, I mean we need a carbon tax to stop global warming. That is the only way... gimme money.

Boomers

Boomers are different than millennials in many ways.  For example, boomers like cars. Millenials do not and see it as an expense. Boomers like to dress up. Sadly, millennials prefer to wear... old faded blue jeans. Hey, it is the generation gap. ઇ