car

Where does your old car go? OK, so the junk yard is one area. Basically, you pick up the phone and call some people up. They drag your old vehicle away. Like there are no old car graves. It does rather seem so sad in a way.

Saccorhytus coronarius

Saccorhytus coronarius was you half a billion years ago. That is what science says. Well, I don't think so. I was created in God's image. Yeah, I am not the child of some ugly bag in our sea... sack of $#@+ you say.

Great lakes

Great lakes have a grass carp invasion. Friends, this is serious. Well, we will know what the future can give us. Frankly, we do not like carp.

sony

Trouble at cousin sony. Profit is down 84% mon. Well, that is some sour news. Actually, they are blaming poor movies. I blame a poor economy. Friends, there is no recovery. Oh yes, we are in an economic crisis.

Nintendo delays

Nintendo delays animal crossing game. Actually,  we d like that one. Sad that we need to wait even more. Oh wow, this is worrisome.

upgrade

It is time to upgrade your measure. Time is not your friend, but an enemy. Like we need to break out of our cage. Maybe it has taken your mind as a prisoner.

nut case

When you tell people the truth, they think you are a nut case. Yeah, a cracked one even. Most want to stay asleep and not wake up. Yet, the truth is not what we want, but what is. Best that we realize we should find out what is going on. Frankly, that is a lot better than to live in blissful ignorance.

germany wins

Just imagine a timeline where Germany wins. That would be so scary. Fate does smile upon us. God did give us one more... tell me that chance is not what we mean. Still, there but for the grace of God go we.

no more circus

Ringling  brothers says no more circus. All the clowns are crying. Liberals passed laws against having wild animals perform for us. There were lawsuits every year. Hope that they are happy now. Kids cannot see clowns any more.

Twitter is in woe

Twitter is in woe. Right now they lost two seniors execs. Situation keep on going worse. Best that we see what happens to those who ban users.

cell phones

Trust me on this one. Like cell phones should have bigger batteries that last longer for us. It is hard to use a mobile telephone that lasts less than one day and always sounds an annoying beep at you. Yeah, we did say annoying. Oh wow, we need a breakthrough in cellular technology as in maximum measure. Best of luck to all of you.

Cheers to all the lonely single imgurians out there

Mall are in woe

Malls are in woe. They are closing all over. Rents have gone up. Sales are terrible or worse. It has not been a good year. Ah yes, trouble is ahead for us. Like that is what we fear, but we will wait another year.

Drone

Drone crashes into space needle just now. Right now we see more laws being passed to restrict quad copter use. Future is grim.

Monsters are scary

Monsters are scary. They do creep up on you. Well, that could be our reason. Like, for why they are so creepy - we mean.

Baboons

Baboons make monkey noises. Scientists claim it is similar to human speech, but they are wrong. Humans are not apes. Like we did not evolve from an ameba or a paramecium. Researchers are lying to you... every day of every year. Find your higher purpose.