motorcycles

 Brothers and sisters, motorcycles are just not that popular anymore. Yeah, they do help us to save on gas. However, they are seen as dangerous and that we can get serious injuries.

argue

 

Why do people even argue? It really does not accomplish anything for us. Fellow colleagues, it is no use being sore. Oh yes, we did say - no use.

emoji

 Hey, we are getting more inclusive emoji. Actually, one is a pregnant man. Folks, I am not making this one up. It is just too crazy insane. Please do wake me up. Oh wow, I want this FRIGHT mare to be over.

colors

 Ah yes, colors do brighten up our universe. Well, that is my own opinion. Please tell me what you can see.

Storks

 Storks are supposed to bring babies, but what it the stork is a baby? Well, that is the question and we do require an answer.

SAT

 OK, so many colleges will no longer require student taking the SAT, because getting high scores is racism. There is too much hate and racism. Well, some students really do hate to study, but there we are.

Jeff Bezos

 Jeff Bezos gives 200 million to the Smithonian - wow. Friends, that certainly is a lot of green. Well, he is after all the richest man in our arena. Let me see... the Smithonian could probably lower the entrance fee to their own museum.

 

snow

 Nights are cold, but days are warm. Well, not too warm. Otherwise, it would melt all the snow. Yeah, it sometimes melts during the day and at night turns into slippery ice.

movies

 Hollywood studios are losing money on movies. The situation is very messy. Folks, we saw this one coming... like a mile away even. Please pass me some popcorn. Yeah, I would also like a diet pepsi.

predictive policing

 Ah yes, predictive policing algorithms are full of um racism. They need to be dismantled according to those who engage in crime. Hey, we need to get rid of all those nasty algorithms that tell us most crimes are committed by young men. Instead, we should focus on nursing homes and questioning elderly women.

Fall

 Fall is near over. Winter is so near. Expect to see our water turn into ice. Also, there will be some snow.

museums

 I expect to see the end of our museums. They are no longer politically correct it seems. Well, that event should surprise no one. Artifacts tend to stick in a scientist's craw. Please do remember that all of our science is racism.

Goldfish

 Goldfish in lakes can grow... like to be massive in size. Frankly, that could be good news. It is better to be a giant than a guppy. OK, so that is my own opinion.

gigs

 These are difficult times for workers in our creative economy. Hey, we need to find more gigs.  Definitely, we see more woe. Just look at our companies. Yeah, many are going into bankruptcy or near so. All they can talk about is trimming expenses.
 

star trek

 Ah yes, star trek was a great TV series. I also liked the movies. Still, they are trying hard to be politically correct now. Yeah, some of the edges are gone.

Netflix

Netflix price rise once more. I really do not like to see their poor movies. Sadly, we cannot have cable as it is way too expensive. Oh wow, this certainly is an ominous universe we are in.

old car

 When I see an old car... like it is hard to imagine. However, that automobile was brand spanking new once. It is old now. Yeah, we all grow old as time goes on, Still, we can often remember back when the car was the pride and joy of a salesman in an automobile show room.

rome

Hey, we could collapse just like rome. Basically, history repeats again and again. Expect to see a new DARK age. Sad but true as our crisis worsens. Maybe, we do not understand that old empires fall so that new empires rise.

eerie universe

 Strange place our eerie universe is. Just what does life even mean? Hey, that intriguing philosophical question has been around many years. Oh yes, we would like to have an answer. 

Retail

 Ah yes, the Retail apocalypse is upon us. There are so many retail companies facing bankruptcy it is scary. Let me tell you... like they are blaming our economic crisis. Oh wow, but of course.