no more circus

Ringling  brothers says no more circus. All the clowns are crying. Liberals passed laws against having wild animals perform for us. There were lawsuits every year. Hope that they are happy now. Kids cannot see clowns any more.

Twitter is in woe

Twitter is in woe. Right now they lost two seniors execs. Situation keep on going worse. Best that we see what happens to those who ban users.

cell phones

Trust me on this one. Like cell phones should have bigger batteries that last longer for us. It is hard to use a mobile telephone that lasts less than one day and always sounds an annoying beep at you. Yeah, we did say annoying. Oh wow, we need a breakthrough in cellular technology as in maximum measure. Best of luck to all of you.

Cheers to all the lonely single imgurians out there

Mall are in woe

Malls are in woe. They are closing all over. Rents have gone up. Sales are terrible or worse. It has not been a good year. Ah yes, trouble is ahead for us. Like that is what we fear, but we will wait another year.

Drone

Drone crashes into space needle just now. Right now we see more laws being passed to restrict quad copter use. Future is grim.

Monsters are scary

Monsters are scary. They do creep up on you. Well, that could be our reason. Like, for why they are so creepy - we mean.

Baboons

Baboons make monkey noises. Scientists claim it is similar to human speech, but they are wrong. Humans are not apes. Like we did not evolve from an ameba or a paramecium. Researchers are lying to you... every day of every year. Find your higher purpose.