pee

Pools should have no pee. It is not sanitary and it combines with compounds in the pool water to form poisons. Fellows, this is serious.

Hedge Funds

Hedge Funds are leaving Hong Kong now. The city is too expensive. Maybe they wanna cut costs and trim expenses. Actually, the results are all to be seen. It is hard to get the top talent if you have a tiny shoe box office that is noisy. Frankly, looking like a fly by night low-rent outfit can destroy you.

Illegal aliens

Illegal aliens are going to Canada now. Hey, we can't make this stuff up. It is just too crazy. Well, I live in Toronto and it is cold in winter let me tell you. Perhaps they need to find a new way. Do not trust someone that breaks a window and crawls into your home because it is cozy. Hey, I want people to knock - not sneak in.

Great courses

Great courses plus is supposed to be awesome. Yeah, they say it is the Netflix of courses. Well, we do not think so. First off, it can be quite expensive. After all, you tube has a lot of great stuff for free as mini movies. Second, I did not like the quality of the materials that we saw. Like wow, it was less than par. Basically, they need to step up their game. Oh yes, we did say step up. However, I do not think that this is coming. Learning is not a top choice for customers to spend their money. Just go to your local game stop and tell me how many educational software programs you see.

Flies are annoying

Flies are annoying. They enjoy biting me. Like we wish there were none. Just why do they exist even.  Hey, we wish they would all just go away.

red carpet

Ah yes, the red carpet has been rolled out for us. Still, here we are. It reminds me of an auto show room. Yeah, all we need is a use car rep. Hey, we cannot say sales man any more. Like it is not politically correct yo. Well, I half expected to see a used car sales man. Well, you know with the cheap suit and the loud tie, and extra annoying. They are so creepy.

Johnny Cab

Johnny cab is the robot car. Well, in science fiction any way. Frankly, we do not like said movies. Science fiction is a lot of fiction and near zero science. Robots will not drive cars. However, we might have special autopilot vehicles soon. The whole outlook is aces. After all, Google is moving in.

Certainly, this is an auspicious occasion. Let us wonder some more. OK, so here is Johnny cab for you. Please do enjoy.