snow

 Nights are cold, but days are warm. Well, not too warm. Otherwise, it would melt all the snow. Yeah, it sometimes melts during the day and at night turns into slippery ice.

movies

 Hollywood studios are losing money on movies. The situation is very messy. Folks, we saw this one coming... like a mile away even. Please pass me some popcorn. Yeah, I would also like a diet pepsi.

predictive policing

 Ah yes, predictive policing algorithms are full of um racism. They need to be dismantled according to those who engage in crime. Hey, we need to get rid of all those nasty algorithms that tell us most crimes are committed by young men. Instead, we should focus on nursing homes and questioning elderly women.

Fall

 Fall is near over. Winter is so near. Expect to see our water turn into ice. Also, there will be some snow.

museums

 I expect to see the end of our museums. They are no longer politically correct it seems. Well, that event should surprise no one. Artifacts tend to stick in a scientist's craw. Please do remember that all of our science is racism.

Goldfish

 Goldfish in lakes can grow... like to be massive in size. Frankly, that could be good news. It is better to be a giant than a guppy. OK, so that is my own opinion.

gigs

 These are difficult times for workers in our creative economy. Hey, we need to find more gigs.  Definitely, we see more woe. Just look at our companies. Yeah, many are going into bankruptcy or near so. All they can talk about is trimming expenses.