colors

 Ah yes, colors do brighten up our universe. Well, that is my own opinion. Please tell me what you can see.

Storks

 Storks are supposed to bring babies, but what it the stork is a baby? Well, that is the question and we do require an answer.

SAT

 OK, so many colleges will no longer require student taking the SAT, because getting high scores is racism. There is too much hate and racism. Well, some students really do hate to study, but there we are.

Jeff Bezos

 Jeff Bezos gives 200 million to the Smithonian - wow. Friends, that certainly is a lot of green. Well, he is after all the richest man in our arena. Let me see... the Smithonian could probably lower the entrance fee to their own museum.

 

snow

 Nights are cold, but days are warm. Well, not too warm. Otherwise, it would melt all the snow. Yeah, it sometimes melts during the day and at night turns into slippery ice.

movies

 Hollywood studios are losing money on movies. The situation is very messy. Folks, we saw this one coming... like a mile away even. Please pass me some popcorn. Yeah, I would also like a diet pepsi.

predictive policing

 Ah yes, predictive policing algorithms are full of um racism. They need to be dismantled according to those who engage in crime. Hey, we need to get rid of all those nasty algorithms that tell us most crimes are committed by young men. Instead, we should focus on nursing homes and questioning elderly women.