struggling sears

Gents and ladies, here comes more sour news. Ah yes, struggling sears may not even survive. 2000 million cash infusion is a grim warning. Just know that this sorry company is going even worse. Expect more stores to close next year. Folks, there is no turnaround as they sink deeper into the mire.

sears

This has been one scary x-mas. Look at the sales as they are poor. Well, that is sour news. After all, we did not have good reports on sears. It just keeps on losing money. Future does look a bit um grim. Do wish we were wrong. Verily, I shall say unto you... my prediction is bankruptcy for sears.

island paradise

Tourists dream of living in a tropical island paradise where it is always warm. Hey, that would be so grand; however, it is expensive. For example, a house on the water would cost million in green. Instead you could go inland and afford a mansion... for that price. All us swimmers... we love our ocean.

Hospitals raise prices again

Hospitals raise prices again. Oh wow, what else is news. They love to over charge us. Profit should be eliminated from health care. Yeah, that is something that we can remove.

big biz

Why are jobs so few and bills so many. Frankly, it is because big biz keeps on DOWN sizing. They have less employees and want them to work more. Often, those laborers that do stay, have to accept a cut in pay. Result is the world we are in now.

Berlin in pain

Berlin in pain. A Pakistani Muslim rams a truck into a crowd of people. 12 are gone. 50 people have serious injuries. This is a FRIGHT mare. It is like watching a horror movie.

Arachnophobia

Steven Gibbs is afraid of spiders - yes. Arachnophobia is our name. Most people do not like bugs that crawl over us. Yeah, that is why spiders are called creepers. Still, to become deathly ill when you see one. Well, that might just be a bit excessive.

jet pack

Reporters claim Donald Trump's populism will kill your jet pack and flying car. Oh wow, we don't think so. It is a strange world we are in.

progress

Candles were replaced by the light bulb years ago. This is progress. Funn, we are not so sure. Light bulbs are way too harsh and soft dim candles are nicer.

recession

Australian recession is near. This is the first one in 25 years. Well, that is a bit of sour news. Just when we heard things were improving. Blame china on this one. Like they are not buying raw materials they way they did in previous years. Fact be told that workers can expect cuts in pay.

imperfect

Road to success... is imperfect or messy. Forward march is how we go. Let us not ponder on a major pause. Colleges, we gotta go. That is the price we pay.

wall mart

Look at this one. Believe me, wall mart is seeing a violent crime increase. Bad crowds are just part of the scene. A lot of people are avoiding wall mart and going online to amazon. Violent crime is one reason. Internet merchants have less overhead and lower prices. Days of shopping at the mall are near over. OK, so say goodbye to the big box retailers of our previous years.

top ten

Here are top ten movie openings. These are super max sequences. People should learn how to create an exciting awesome movie. Dare we say - epic. Sadly, horror and science fiction get the best monsters for some reason. 🐙

universe

Question for you. Like is it true that we are all alone in our universe. Maybe there are people far away. Brothers of mankind exist far beyond the heavens in another place that is very similar to our own.

record low

Scientists claim there is a record low amount of arctic sea ice. Funny, I remember them saying back in the 80's that by the year 2000 all the sea ice was gone. Also, that in 2020 miami would be underwater, but I do not believe what they say. If  you ask them about miami... here is their answer.

Shut up you moron.. we never said that one. Everything is fine, I mean we need a carbon tax to stop global warming. That is the only way... gimme money.

Boomers

Boomers are different than millennials in many ways.  For example, boomers like cars. Millenials do not and see it as an expense. Boomers like to dress up. Sadly, millennials prefer to wear... old faded blue jeans. Hey, it is the generation gap. ઇ

mosque

Historic Christian church converted into a mosque. This is the world we are in. People see a decrease in attendance to churches and synagogues. However, a lot of mosques are popping up.

gas prices going up

Just in... here is what we see. OK so gas prices are going up. Expect a major rise. There is less supply and greater demand going in. People do well to top up your car. Also, get propane now. Do not wait until summer. Otherwise, you will pay more.

moving over seas

Question for you. Why are jobs moving over seas. OK, so there are many reasons. For example, there is lower wages. Please add less rules and regs.

Darkness

Darkness is scary. All wonder what lurks with in. Shadows can keep you guessing. Ah yes, that is what we say. Yet, here we are.

Photomicroscopy

Photomicroscopy is awesome. Just attach your camera... to your microscope. Adapters exist for most common cameras. Hey, we mean the big names. Yeah, that would be Nikon and cannon.

better buttons

It is important to create better buttons for your apps. Often, we see some... they are boring and flat and some are gray. Please remember most people use gray for disabled buttons that we can no longer use. For example, a credit card does not allow you to use the expiration date of last year. Oh wow, we do really need buttons in our apps. Do make your own winners.

Colin Kaepernick

Colin Kaepernick did not vote for any one. Well, he is one reason. Yeah, for why Trump won. His vote could have been for a third party candidate, but by not voting he is sending a message. Basically, that he does not even care.

Who let the dogs in?

Who let the dogs in? Houses were built for humans and there are problems with animals living among us. Still, some enjoy canine companions. Personally, dogs belong with their own. They find it boring to live with us.

orange view

When the sun sets, I get an orange view. People claim that things are going worse. Yet, we do not know how to escape. Do wish we were wrong.

flowers

Something about flowers do capture my energy. Not sure what this property is. Just think that it must be a strange sign. Verdant foliage looks indeed quite different in a monochrome palette of grays.

win seven

Microsoft stopped selling win seven. Just what is going on. Do wonder what happened to win nine. Sadly, we do not see a bright future for the bill gates company. Boats without rudders tend to crash soon. Perhaps, we are wrong. Time will tell as we say. Let us imagine a universe sans a micro.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton lead is shrinking. Folks, we do not use a clown mask in this HALLOWEEN season. Ah no, a witch mask is more creepy. In fact, Hillary masks are even more eerie.

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pence

OK. so the pence plane skids off the runway. Donald Trump has more pounds than I have pence. Just what do we say? Hope there are no injuries.

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strange world we are in

Basically, people want to know what they do not, and understand more. Still, we do not know what we do not know, and cannot even imagine more. Thinking about it makes me dizzy and gives me nausea. Ah yes, strange world that we are in. It helps make us more aware. Let us create order and not chaos in our cosmos.

Liberty and freedom

Liberty and freedom are not the same. OK, so that do we mean. I see it as the opposite of being in a cage. Yet, we need to understand that many slaves fear freedom as they must make choices and some of these will be the wrong one. Ah yes, that is the price we pay. Just say, it is better to fly free, than to live in a tiny cage.

illegal aliens

Best people are those who obey laws and not make others pay. OK, so illegal aliens are preparing for an enforcement surge. They find our world a bit scary. Just what can we say.

gold prices

Expect strange things to soon occur. After all, gold prices slip on demand being poor. Yeah, we need to understand that it is a strange universe we are in. Make my music pianissimo. Yeah, we do not need a loud booming song. For gold, it might be a swan song.

Free trade

Free trade outlook is grim.  Brexit should give you a heads up. People are tired of large groups. They want to segment into fragments that are smaller in size.

McD

OK so opening a McD costs a lot of money. 3/4 of a million or more. Clowns have a red nose. However, they like our green. Wonder what the purpose is. Just know that healthy is not what hamburgers are.

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night wing

Respect the night wing. It causes fear and dread in all mice. All wonder when this bird will swoop in. Let us hope it is not too soon.

creepy

Clown costumes sales are up 300% over last year. These evil bozos are creepy. Maybe they should dress up as politician as DC is a three ring circus. Well, not sure on three rings. Maybe there is just one.

news room

Yahoo news room app is wow. Folks, we love what is new. Technology surges on. Let us create more apps. Oh yes, the future is singing a new song.

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lone tree

Often, a lone tree calls out to me. Do not cut me down, but let me grow. Ah yes, it does provide some shade from our sun. That is great on a day that is so warm. Like a glass of cool lemonade in the freshness of spring. However, summer is over. Fall does soon appear.

color

Let us add color to our images. That will help them to brighten up. Also, it will make them more pleasing to our eyes. Photo shop to the rescue. Here we go again.

still waters

Ah yes, still waters run deep or so we say. I do wonder what that really means. Could be that we go no answers. Life is a mystery wrap up in an enigma.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk plans to colonize mars. Oh wow, he is certainly a brave man. What we need is flying cars or men on mars. Wish we had both, but that could prove expensive. Do want Elon Musk to be a success. However, the technology is simply not ready yet for us. Please give us some years.

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Hillary loses

Hillary loses, but blame the email server. It had a starring role in her defeat, but you already knew that one. Sadly, she did not come clean with us. Instead of a straight answer we got more fables pushed our way. Certainly, she should have let Bernie win. Oh wow, it is too late now.

quiz

Please select the correct answer in our quiz.

1) Predator

A) Tiger
B) Lion
C) T-Rex
D) Shark
E) Priest

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Wells Fargo

Government will investigate Wells Fargo, but I can tell you what will soon occur. OK no executives put in prison. The will claim insufficient evidence or some other excuse. However, the law will crush little peons. Hey, they never ever get a break and we mean ever. Bank will pay more in FINES, but there are no execs charged in crimes. Always be closing - Glen Garry Glen Ross.

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meat me

Would you like to um MEAT me?

Hillary's health

Hillary's health is a major issue. That should indeed surprise no one. After all, it is no longer considered a conspiracy. Friends, there are more than just rumors. Oh yes, even main stream media is now gonna cover us - awesome.

Clowns are crying

Big top is gone. Clowns are crying. Ah yes, the circus is no more. Victims they are... so are we... too many social justice warriors.

AstroNOT

Buzz Aldrin was an astroNOT! He did not go to the moon. Fact is, we still cannot go. What is our reason? Technology to reduce radiation is not available to us. Hoax about going to the moon is max. Wish people did know what is really going on.

short straw

Friends, our world is full of straws, but don't pull the short one. Getting a short straw is a mark of failure, as in the opposite of success. Yeah, we do wanna win. Just remember that rules are different for the big guys.

top researchers

Check on top researchers on aging. Hey, we do not like pain. Like what can we say.

journey

Friends, we are on a journey. Do not understand where this lane will take us. Certainly, it is a strange path that we are on. Yet, here is where the colors seem so awesome. Just beyond what we can even imagine.

Fall colors

Fall colors we can capture using a camera. Ah yes, they are so wow. Maybe, we need to understand that golden glow is an art for us. Paintings seldom are as pretty as autumn and that is a fact my fine ones.

Fists will rise

Fists will rise. Reality is warming up. Just what do you see.

millionaires flee Chicago

Right now millionaires flee chicago as well as paris or rome. This is a major worry. People do not feel safe or secure. Well, there are many reason. Let us focus on massive crime waves. Yeah, there is a tide rising. New Zealand is where many execs are going.

R2-D2 dies

R2-D2 dies. Kenny Baker was a great actor that brought us joy. Darth Vader was also awesome. However, he was a bad guy. Still got C3PO with us. Do think that we are losing a lot of the old time mega stars we grew up on.

general

Hey, is it general cart right or cart wrong. People should think about what we are told in our news. Often stories are a bit biased and do not give us a precise view.

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most dangerous cities

Here is a list for you. It is the most dangerous cities in america. DEAD troit is number one. Well, in murders any way.

emoji

Question, are emoji iconic. Basically, it does seem that way. Yet, we need to understand em more. Like what do they really mean.

snap chat

This is nunkin futz, it does appear... span chat is doomed, as in big D and scary. Well, we poor folks certainly did not see that one coming. Like what can tomorrow bring us. Probably, it is more sour news.

Halloween

Halloween is a bit scary. Look at this stranger things pumpkin carving. It certainly is a bit chilling says me. Yet, there is a fond resonance.

ozone man

OK so o3man is ozone man. Let us great each other in peace. That is an awesome name. Just wonder what it means. For example, is it praise... or a curse.

water

Do wonder what water is. Certainly, its flow has meaning. That is where we are going. Yeah, it is not so nice.

repressive regimes

Yo, repressive regimes are many. North Korea will arrest you for leaving a bible in a bath room. Do wish people would wake up. Have to see. Oh yes, what the seasons give us.

prime age

Jobs are few for prime age men. Frankly, millions are missing in our economy. Politicians say that everything is fine are we are crazy. 5% unemployment they say. However, that is not the case. Most of the fake figure cannot mask a mall that is all boarded up. Warehouse that are empty now. Rusty old abandoned derelict factories have inside tall weeds growing. America is already great they tell us. For who?

video game

Friends, video game sales look a bit grim. Blame our prissy poor economy. Yeah, there is a lot of tear and wear. Well, we are torn up. Look at the virtual reality genre. It is doing so poor. Yeah, this is not what people saw years ago. OK so here we are.

wrong side

Hey, wrong side of history is a phrase that is common. Do wonder what it means. Please return to the drawing board as we say.

red square

Friends, here is red square. It really is red or crimson. Also, it is hip to be square. Wonder if they know that one. Wish the russian were are friends and not our enemies.

orange

Few colors are as warm as orange. Yeah, it is so warm. Like there are many reasons. What an awesome vision. Still, dying is our ocean. Problems are so many. Dumping has gone on many years. Look at our river. Most are full of raw sewer aroma. Oh yes, pollution is scary.

3 black teenagers

3 black teenagers got interesting results on google images. What exactly does that mean. Oh wow, we are not so sure.

rossi

Good news on rossi. He has a new sponsor. By the way, he is the Indy 500 winner. Just thought we would let you know that one.

brain injury

Job for a man with a brain injury. He uses a service dog. Well, that is great news.

armenia

Turkey angryover genocide in armenia. Well, they claim it never was. Sadly, pretending problems do not exist does not make them go away. Please do not plead ignorance. Learn about the world around you. All of us must learn to live together in one universe.

economic crisis

Colleges, we are in an economic crisis. Politicians say that everything is fine, but they are wrong. Jobs are few and bills are many. Maybe that should surprise no one. This bubble  economy is getting ready to pop soon.

science

Ah yes, gaze on science. It delivers very little, but always promises more. When exactly do we get the cancer cure. Billions of dollars later we are no so sure. Hey, just wait a few more years. Right, and give us more money. For research... of course.

spouse

Yeah, an ugly spouse is a precious gem. Just what is going on. Like this is so awesome. Maybe we need to think so more.

radio shack

Where radio shack went wrong. Investors could see trouble a mile away. They just kept on vaporizing money. Feels like a swamp. Yeah, and then you get more rain. Maybe they should not have focused on selling  I phones and products from amazon. Just seems that there is little profit in moving gizmos. Sadly, gadget freaks are not so numerous.

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socialist

What is a socialist any way. Bernie is one. Feeling the burning wave. It is a tax increase. Yeah, listen to uncle sammy. He wants a lot more. That is to you... less success, more pain.

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Netflix increases prices

Netflix increases prices. What do they have any way. It is documentaries and crappy movies. Most are old with few new ones. Yeah, I need to get rid of this lousy poor service. Just why are we using em. You tube is free and has better movies. Sadly, we do not get that for which we pay.

biden

Look at biden now. Not sure what is going on. Yeah, she is prob saying. Hey you, don't go gaga over me. Well, we cannot be so sure.

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gigs

Do you feel like you are swimming in a prissy sea.
It is hard to leap above the rising waves.
Oh yes, waters surge as they keep on rising.
Most of us see more hours and less wages.
However, our costs are going up. Taxes do pinch us.
What we need is to increase our income.
Friends, this is not so easy.
Do more gigs is our answer.

Yahoo selling assets

Yahoo selling assets as financials sour. The CEO is out we guess. Folks, this is more evidence of an on going economic crisis. Like we need to shape up. Results of our disastrous descent are there for all to see.

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early bird

OK so it is the early bird that get the fish or worm. That is how our saying goes. Late birds do get zero. That is why we all need to wake up soon. Make sure it is in morning. Yeah, by noon worm is gone.

vortex

Hunting for a grid point vortex is no easy. Basically, you need to understand that a magnetic anomaly creates this weak spot in space. Often, we can use to detect a vortex a EMF meter known as a cell sensor. This is how we can locate one.

pier

Few fish at the pier. Most are miles out to sea. Yeah, people already caught those fish that are near. Also, they were rather small in size.