Tax bill

A new tax bill is coming. Oh wow, that certainly is scary. Well, many Americans will lose and some win. Let us hope we are in the latter category, but who really can say. Right now, this whole process is a minor mess. Fellows, we are deep in debt and becoming more so. Trillions of dollars we owe.

orange race car

Look at this orange race car. It has an angry appearance. Could be the color, but I do love orange. Yeah, it is so warm. Place your money on a great engine. Remember not to start judging a book by its pretty cover.

candle

They say our lives are like a candle in the wind, but I do not agree. Yeah, it feels more fleeting for some reason. Could be that we know that our END TIME is near. Hey, that is really so worrisome. Oh yes, we can feel the footsteps that are coming close to us. It is for the best that we do wake up.

North Korea

North Korea can cause more issues.  They are a major worry. Honestly, I believe that we are facing a coming war. Do hope that it does not go nuclear, but we will see. Oh, how I wish that all humans could live in peace.

Working

Working from home is super. Here are ten rules to help you. Don't play video games. Yeah, that is one of mine. Basically, that action steals time that we need to become a major success.

moon

Trump wants to return to the moon. However, there are those who say that we never did go. I mean as in never. Well, we had a lot less technology back in 1969, but we cannot go now. Folks, that does not make any sense.

engines

Do we really need engines? What would the world be like if we did not have any? Oh yes, that is a question for us. Hey, we do not have many answers. Probably, there would be a lot less technology available in our universe.

treasure

Chines people say that having an ugly wife is a treasure because she does not cheat on you. Frankly, I do not agree. There is a lot more to beauty than what we see with our eyes. After all, we do want children that are beautiful - not gross.

memories

I remember 2001 as there are so many memories. Do wish that we could erase some. Well, going on a plane is not so easy now. Like we go through an x-ray machine that scans us. Still, we do have some pleasant memories. Oh yes, of what life was like in the century previous.

desktop dinosaurs

Yo, desktop dinosaurs will be extinct soon. Laptops are going away. Basically, this need not amaze us. It has been a slow ongoing process. Still, here we are. Desktop dinosaurs are still used in video editing and gaming.

Bad workplace

Bad workplace, here are six signs. First is a boss that promises a raise. However, it never comes. Instead, he fires you.

Apple cash

Apple cash piles up. Like wow, 265.1 billion is a lot of money.  Yeah, a new record is upon us. Do wonder if that green... can be put to good use.

sunrise

It is the dawn of a new era. Just look at that awesome sunrise. Like it really takes your breath away. All we can say is wow.

Netflix

Netflix has a lot of shows coming. Frankly, I prefer amazon. They have better movies. Please add that in addition to free shipping... amazon prime gives you FREE movies. All that Netflix gives you is nausea.

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Tesla

Tesla model 3 arrives. It has over 300 miles of range. I like that it uses no gas. Well, that is just super news.

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ART?

What exactly is ART? Teachers claim that it is a form of expression. Well, that might indeed be so. However, we are not sure what this sculpture is trying to express.

plus

Hey, plus size models are awesome. Maybe they should eat some more. Oh yes, everyone should be plus size.

Jeff bag well

Jeff bag well and for some more. They are in the baseball hall of fame now. Do you remember Pete rose? Ah funny, I don't think he is going to get in.

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Climate change

Climate change will damage our economy. That is what we are told by men in science.  Ah yes, global warming will create hot summers. Well, here is the problem for you. Basically, there is no global warming. Please do chew on that one.

Florida

Florida has a certain beauty all its own. Like it is hard to be more precise. Still, this picture should indeed convey my meaning.

icons in music

Just who are the greatest icons in music? OK, so David Bowie is one. He has that heroes song. I am not a hero, but I feel like a zero.

777 mile commute

Hey, a man takes a plane for a 777-mile commute in a start up company. Work can be a major pain. Still, this is where we are. I do hope he can move. Like he spends three hours every day just up in our air.

beauty queen

OK, so many girls dream of being a beauty queen. It is never easy. Demi Leigh Nel Peters was giving food to children in Soweto and was accuse in racism. This is due to white gloves she was wearing. Wel, it is interesting as she is a mix race person.

sea otters

This just in. Oh wow, sea otters hold hands when they take a nap. Well, this is so they do not drift apart in our immense oceans. Certainly, they are cute or nice. I use to live in Alaska, but I never saw one.

end of day

Most of us are tired at the end of day siren. Like we wanna go home and rightfully so. Still, we have a boss that dumps more work on us. Just what can we say.

43 more

K-mart and sears close 43 more.  What we see is more woe.  This has been a  very difficult time for sears. Employees are losing hope as they see both companies go away. Glad that I do not depend on a company pension. Not sure for how much longer they can keep on going. Sadly, they keep on losing money. Both stores will be gone soon. All that will be left are our sour memories.

Business

Business has low pricing power. Customers can go on amazon. Often they will find a similar item at a much lower price. Basically, this puts on inflation a cap.

execs

Corporate executives are monsters or may appear so. Like all they want is to get more money. Employees get sick on the job and they do not care. Frankly, I do not enjoy execs. They are a major pain.

Robots

Robots steal human jobs away. This is a major issue. People can often see what is coming. Expect longer hours and less pay.

road ahead

Alas, the road ahead is not an easy one.  Few can understand that the challenges we face will be many. Still, we must carry on. Think of it as going on an amazing journey.

two heads

I have heard that two heads are better than one. Well, we are not so sure. Still, it would get us a lot of attention, but there we are.

Ancient Chinese proverb

Ancient Chinese proverb says - He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

heat wave

Scientists say we are in a heat wave. I do not think so. Like our temperature where I live is suppose to drop to 55 degrees on Sunday and the high is only 77, but we are in summer. Question for you. What happens when winter rolls in? OK, so my suggestion is to dress up warm.

drones

Ah yes, drones are going to be even more awesome. They are more an aerial platform for your camera. Just remember that we will see many exciting new developments in coming years. Frankly, we see major breakthroughs as this technology races on. However, not every company in this space can survive. For example, go pro is going away. Karma is one reason. Like they do seem a day late and a dollar short to me.

cook your goose

What does it mean... cook your goose?

whole foods

Whole Paycheck, I mean whole foods is helping amazon. The goal is to crush wall mart into pieces. After that, they can totally take over. Well, we will soon see. Like this might be a great strategy; we will soon see. Just remember to keep both your eyes open.

Cuba

Cuba used to the second richest country in Latin america. It is now one of the most poor. Ah yes, communism is one reason. Like there are so many more. Incentives need to motivate you. Please do look at Venezuela now. Performance must be tied to pay.

Solar eclipse

The solar eclipse can destroy your eyes. Blindness can be the scary result of looking directly at the sun. Let us exercise some care. God gave us amazing eyes.

urban areas

Often we fear to be inside an urban area. Like there is a lot of crime. Also, people are not as friendly, as in a rural setting, but there we are.

Parks

Parks are empty now. Most people stay home due to a rise in crime. Also, they fear weirdos that are attracted to green areas. They often congregate there for some reason. Oh wow, we are not sure on what it is.

Apple

Apple shares could go up. In fact, they could hit $200 soon. Yeah, that is great news. However, we see a few clouds at the edge of the horizon and that means rain. Like there is no i-car coming. Well, that is sad in a way. Do wish they would create the next new wow.

pee

Pools should have no pee. It is not sanitary and it combines with compounds in the pool water to form poisons. Fellows, this is serious.

Hedge Funds

Hedge Funds are leaving Hong Kong now. The city is too expensive. Maybe they wanna cut costs and trim expenses. Actually, the results are all to be seen. It is hard to get the top talent if you have a tiny shoe box office that is noisy. Frankly, looking like a fly by night low-rent outfit can destroy you.

Illegal aliens

Illegal aliens are going to Canada now. Hey, we can't make this stuff up. It is just too crazy. Well, I live in Toronto and it is cold in winter let me tell you. Perhaps they need to find a new way. Do not trust someone that breaks a window and crawls into your home because it is cozy. Hey, I want people to knock - not sneak in.

Great courses

Great courses plus is supposed to be awesome. Yeah, they say it is the Netflix of courses. Well, we do not think so. First off, it can be quite expensive. After all, you tube has a lot of great stuff for free as mini movies. Second, I did not like the quality of the materials that we saw. Like wow, it was less than par. Basically, they need to step up their game. Oh yes, we did say step up. However, I do not think that this is coming. Learning is not a top choice for customers to spend their money. Just go to your local game stop and tell me how many educational software programs you see.

Flies are annoying

Flies are annoying. They enjoy biting me. Like we wish there were none. Just why do they exist even.  Hey, we wish they would all just go away.

red carpet

Ah yes, the red carpet has been rolled out for us. Still, here we are. It reminds me of an auto show room. Yeah, all we need is a use car rep. Hey, we cannot say sales man any more. Like it is not politically correct yo. Well, I half expected to see a used car sales man. Well, you know with the cheap suit and the loud tie, and extra annoying. They are so creepy.

Johnny Cab

Johnny cab is the robot car. Well, in science fiction any way. Frankly, we do not like said movies. Science fiction is a lot of fiction and near zero science. Robots will not drive cars. However, we might have special autopilot vehicles soon. The whole outlook is aces. After all, Google is moving in.

Certainly, this is an auspicious occasion. Let us wonder some more. OK, so here is Johnny cab for you. Please do enjoy.

sky is orange

Question for you. Like sunset is gorgeous. However, why is the scene so warm... frankly, the sky is orange. Do wonder on this one.

Yo dog

Yo dog, what is going on. Things are a bit thin for us. Like there is too much water in our soup. Also, it is cold, not warm.

new museums

Often they can seem OLD, new museums we mean. I am no so sure... how this process is. Yet, there is a lot to be said for a unique appearance.

Nature is wow

Nature is wow. I like to see a lot of green. Yet, it is usually far away. People live in mega cities now. Most do not have the wonderful panoramic views. Sadly, it is not something that most can enjoy.

fast food

Colleges, fast food is not good for you. Still, the taste is nice. Like we get a lot of chow at a low price. Also, take a look at portion size. Most of these are a lot more... than what is necessary.  Just remember that all those extra calories do add up. Please do not super size me.

Architecture

Architecture enriches our universe. Still, the harsh cubicle structures of the 21st century should be replaced by more rounded forms that are both fluid and organic. Well, that is my own humble personal opinion.

Comfort

Comfort will ruin us. That is what we see. Look at the WALL-E movie. People were fat and happy, but there was zero progress. Hard work is the key to success. Let us make our life more exciting and full of promise.

being lonely

Being lonely is as unhealthy as smoking 15 cigs.  Well, that would be every day of the year even. Hey, we need more friends and fewer enemies. That should be the key for us. Just need to work on being more social my fines ones.

orange

Best to said is that I love the color orange. It is so warm. Also, we feel that it looks nice. Hey, that is just my own opinion.

social media

Retailers use social media now. This should be so wow. Hey, the drop in sales are max scary. Like we gotta wake up. Folks, this is a new way.

life insurance

Basically, those selfies could mean no life insurance. Customers are gonna cry. Yeah, this is not a good day for us.

warm coffee

Don't like when it gets cold on me. Oh yes, warm coffee lets me wake up in a new morning. Just don't let it get cold on us. Please make sure it is warm.

chess

Just wonder what life can give us. Ah yes, chess is a great game. Still, here we are. Back years ago... I remember people in the bankers club at lunch time sweating over pieces. Bosses clamped down on us. Like they did not want us to be playing chess anymore. Frankly, their sorry lives consist of turning ours into pure misery. Yeah. please tell me some more. Just what else is new.

green

Do you enjoy green? There are a lot of colors we enjoy. However, the electric green is so eerie. Frankly, it is creepy even.

Uber

Uber lost almost three billion dollars last year. Folks, that is some serious money. Like we do not think that they can go on.

Future

Future is not the same any more. It is sleek and smooth, but it feels cold and sterile even. OK, so why this is... we are not so sure.

Red Sky

Red Sky is a warning. Do remember the saying. It is - red sky at night is a sailors delight, but red sky in morning. Sailor takes warning.

Celiac Disease

Celiac Disease is cause via a virus. People need to understand what is going on. Chat me up. Let us understand that it over power us. Yeah, the virus triggers an immune response.

mac mansions

Customers are tired of the mac mansions. Those are not max pop. Keep on dreaming if you want one. First off, they are super expensive. Also, the property taxes go up every year.

auto bubble worsens

Friends, the auto bubble worsens. Stocks fell today due to weak auto sales and a growing economic crisis. Millenials need to understand that we see vehicle buying is decreasing because people are using Uber and not buying cars. It is not just the staid station wagon. Look at the sales of the minivan. Well, they are becoming more mini. Problem one is no money. Just what can we see. It is a lack of preparation by the old school companies. Ah yes, the world truly is changing on us.

expression

Freedom of speech is near over. I do not know your views. However, you should be allowed to have free expression. What we need are more opinions. Yo, it is a new era. If you are not politically correct, you get shut down now.

copy

It is not easy... to get honest feedback on your copy. Friends do not like to be mean. Often, they will avoid a hot red or an angry orange.

646 new emoji

Galaxy s8 has 646 new emoji. This should worry us. After all, these are mini icons. Just what does it all mean?

Robots

Robots will take your jobs away. Steel collar workers are increasing. Expect them to dominate soon. Friends, it is an interesting universe. Just what do we say.

Jack Ma

Jack Ma meets with Donald Trump and says one million jobs are coming. Well, that is Jacks promise. Future for us is grim. Chancess are slim... or none.

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game stop

Cats have nine lives - yes nine. That is what we say. However, this is not true for companies. Most see that our world gets ever worse. Look at what we see. People want to spend money in a grocery. Food is an essential resource. Just remember that customers do not have money to blow on a crap app. Let alone a console such as an x-box which is not necessary. Sadly, for game stop, it could be game over.